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| why are some ppl so stupid? they never learn and blame others for their own stupidity. im sure you know someone like that. i do. im aware that i might be falsely making a fundamental attribution error but the retard has proven time and time again that im probably not. perhaps cultural differences might have something to do with this but i mean theres gotta be a reason why your homeland is still a shit hole, right?
ok, maybe youre bipolar. If that's the case, you should go see a doc asap and start your meds.
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| I feel fat. Well, I am fat. I hurt myself a few weeks ago so i havent been able to go swimming. My belly and my face are expanding at an alarming rate. I think i need a makeover, or a vacation. I dont feel alive or refreshed. Something isnt right.
Its xmas once again. My most recent purchase was an ipodtouch and i only got it because my 3g ipod died on me. What do i want this year? I cant think of anything that i really want. Shoes? I got tons of shoes and i only wear the same two pairs regularly. Clothes? Got enough dress shirts, tshirts, cardigans, sweaters, tshirts, pants, sweats, jackets that;ll last me a while. Accessories? Just got a new watch. And all the necklaces sitting in my room collecting dust. I still love my wallet. Fragrance? nothing beats fitch 41. Bags? There are a few laying around in my room that i never wear, what a shame. So, do i really want anything? Maybe a new cellphone or a camera, but not really.
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ive been brainwashed by beyonce's single ladies. the choreography is awesome. it's true... if you like it then you shouldve put a rain on it, a 3 carat ring would do.
Last weekend i went to see the candy girls cabaret. on my way there i almost hit a cyclist. I wasnt even drunk. I really do think im a better driver when im drunk. My favorite candy girl was Aya. Shes the retarded looking one with 2 huge pit stains under her arm. You cant really tell she looks retarded from the pic ( shes the one on the bottom reaching out with her hand). I tried to take a few pics during the show, but the "creator" aka robin-antin-wannabe stopped me and told me the show was 'copyrighted'. Whatever. And this coming from someone who probably didnt pay a dime for playing other artists' copyrighted songs? That's just lame.
I just recovered from a case of the stomach flu. I also fell on the driveway outside my house. I havent been binge drinking since halloween and my liver is thanking me for it.
im not goin to india.
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| I had the weirdest dream. My brother and I were supposed to deliver the remains of a murderer to the morgue before 11pm. Somehow we ended up at a house party. A few people i know were at the party. One the way to the party I met my cousin and her husband in a country that seemed like Dubai but there were a lot of asians for some reason. By this time, my bro was gone and i was all by myself. We stopped by a film set that was shooting the ending of a train disaster movie by a Vegas-style resort pool. Weird. I got all wet cause my cousin decided to push me into the pool.
Fast forward to the house party. Everyone was drunk. Oh and i think before i ended up at the party, i tried to deliver the package but my GPS wouldnt work. A creepy semi-old lady at the party started acting all weird and wanted to stab people. She started off by stabbing her own palm. That totally freaked me out cause some of my friends were there and i wanted to get them out. But they seemed to be too drunk to care about my warnings. I was forced to stay at the party to make sure no one got stabbed. It was mayhem. For some reason, a drunk Elizabeth Hasselback was also at the party and we took some pics.
Back to the apartment. The package never got delieverd. My parents were at the apartment. The creepy old lady appeared at our door, wanting to get in. We called security and she was forced out of the building. Just as I was about to take a breath of fresh air , my dad fainted and fell to the floor. I ran over to him, my mom was trying not to cry. He regained consciousness. Then i woke up. It was 1:48pm.
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